My destructive powers have reached a new high this year.

I can destroy everything. I'm the evil itself, not even love can defeat me.

Among the things that broke around me this year: My laptop. My laptop's harddrive. My new digital camera. My mothers ISDN board (desperately needed for sending faxes). My mp3 cd player (replaced with a non-mp3 cd player by medion, grrrr.). Another harddisk, in my router at home. The german government. Just about every relationship of my friends (yes, if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend you want to keep, never come near me. Go to a different planet, since Bay Area - Germany is not far enough! Except of course, if you don't want to keep her/him - then I've already deployed my powers successfully anyway...)

I officially declare 2005 to be the year of "things breaking".

Can someone please stop me?